drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via bromancing-the-stone)

“Some books are so familiar that reading them is like being home again.” - Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

(Source: finnicksownsugarcube, via cassandraclare)

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“Some books are so familiar that reading them is like being home again.” - Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

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(Source: awol-society, via alex-gator)

cmrnjhn:

Can’t wait for EDC Orlando

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cmrnjhn:

Can’t wait for EDC Orlando

theadonisx:

BEYONCÉX10 - Partition

Yes. Sleigh

(Source: adoringbeyonce)

"How can emptiness be so heavy?"

Six Word Story  (via bdtnn)

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alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

(via bulbasaurdavid)

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alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

(via bulbasaurdavid)

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

(via kingsleyyy)

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obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

(via kingsleyyy)

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A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review.  I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…

(via danfreakindavis)

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A hotel in upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative Yelp review.  I went on Yelp and read some of the hotel’s reviews. And they’re all positive…

(via danfreakindavis)

Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay

  • Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
  • Me: Uh, that's nice.
  • Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
  • Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
  • (Awkward Silence)
  • Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
  • Me: Excu-
  • Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
  • (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
  • Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
  • Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.